Ads Top

Industry ko, factory ni.

Editor: Oga Emeka sorry O! I was on a long call.

Me: Sorry ke? Abeg, you can drop and continue the call...

Editor: You're very funny...

Me: As how? Hian! This man, you don't know that the more you talk the more my salary is guaranteed.

Editor: Lol. Yes, boss. I was making a long international call...

Me: Editor, please stop explaining. I noticed you were on a call, and knowing you're my customer, I quickly dropped so you can see your call to an end, and then talk to me. I didn't have an emergency, my brother.

Editor: Igbo sense!

Me: Yes ke! So long as people are making calls in this country, Bros my family is guaranteed rice and beans and noodles. Gba be O!

Editor: So what's the latest in the industry?

Me: Which of the industries?

Editor: Telecommunications, bros.

Me: Nothing mega. Nothing mega, my brother. I thought you were referring to the Wailing Industry...!

Editor: You, this man sef! You too like trouble.

Me: Nooooo! It's not that I really like trouble, but these Jonathanians have not learnt anything on how to be in the opposition. Imagine the Remita debacle!

Editor: Brossssss! They will learn after they embarrass themselves like Tai Solarin again and again. Eh...em..Bros, a call is coming in. Can I...?

Me: Please take your call, man. Pe mi pada!

Crazy man...he was looking for news. Industry ko, factory ni.

Industry ko, factory ni. Industry ko, factory ni. Reviewed by Emeka Oparah on Friday, November 27, 2015 Rating: 5

No comments

Please note that Wilberforce is not responsible for your comments. Thank you.